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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dick very happy bro
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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