We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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