All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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