So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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