What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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