i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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