I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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