I don't think brook has ever known best
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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