I love black thongs
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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