Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
