Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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