why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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