your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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