Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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