It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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