it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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