I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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