Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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