dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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