1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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