p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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