Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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