i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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