Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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