Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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