My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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