so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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