Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
3 2 1 whiskey
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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