He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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