Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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