So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
