I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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