the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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