drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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