Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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