My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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