spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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