I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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