I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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