This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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