We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The Olympian is in my bed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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