Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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