so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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