On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I had to cum in my sink.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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