On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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