Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Randomize
