Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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