it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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