i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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