2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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