i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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