How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
