She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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