We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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