In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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