I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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